OK, so maybe it gets nobody points in that
bestmootcourtprograms dot com rankings
thingee. But the Hulsey-Kimbrell Moot Court Competition is the
hands-down winner of the unofficial Mootness Award for Best Moot Court
Tournament Concept. I tell my students that they're on the closest
thing our law school has to a football team (and we might be the
closest thing our university has to an athletic program -- who fears
mighty
Scarlet Knights of
Illinois Tech*?). I admit the metaphor collapses under any scrutiny; as competitions go, moot court is probably more like
Dancing With The Stars than the
Super Bowl, though I think the subject would be a worthy one for further
empircal studies and a resulting article in the
Journal of Legal Education.
Regardless: kudos to folks at the University of Georgia School of Law and the University of Florida Levin College of Law for joining football and moot court in unholy matrimony
since 1982. The Hulsey-Kimbrell competition pits teams from the two
schools against each other on the eve of the annual Gator-Bulldog
football game, a storied rivalry known as the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party (this is the nom de football game; presumably, moot court fans consume their cocktails indoors).
In this year's edition, the Bulldogs' Rebecca Thornhill and Tully
Blalock prevailed over the Gators' Dana Israel and Josh Spount in what
presiding Judge Gerald Tjoflat
of the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals and fellow panelists deemed
"the finest oral argument we have heard in the history of this
competition."
In the football game, the Bulldogs beat the Gators 42-30 in a contest that will long be remembered for Georgia's 70-man, 30-yards-in-taunting-penalties, dance-a-thon celebration
after its first touchdown, an orgy inspired when normally mild-mannered
head coach Mark Richt threatened his players with extra running at
practice if they weren't flagged for excessive celebration after the
team's first score.
Press reports of the competition -- from UGa here and here or from the Jacksonville Daily Record here
-- suggest that the moot court student-athletes were more sedate in
their celebration; I cannot imagine that Georgia Law Director of
Advocacy Kellie Casey Monk
threatened her team with, say, extra citation exercises if they did not
earn excessive celebration penalties after answering the panel's first
question in a way that seemed to please Judge Tjoflat.
Though I might pay admission to see that kind of thing unfold.
*You didn't raise the point, but I will: contrary to what my parents seem to think, the university for which I work, IIT, is not ITT Technical Institute,
the mail-order junior college familiar to late night TV watchers
everywhere. Were ITT to have a rivalry-driven showdown, presumably it
would compete against The Art Instruction School in a pirate-drawing contest. Or against DeVry Institute in a late-night Cheeto-eating/air-conditioner-servicing contest. Or against some truck driving or bartending institute.